The leader of Camberwick Green Council, Mayoress Mrs. Honeyman, has called a surprise election, throwing the districts plans to cede from Trumptonshire into chaos.
Tony Cutout is currently initiating legal action against his long-dead childnood cat friend.
The action claims that since the cat, Charley, has not given him advice since his death in the late 1980s, Tony’s life has turned to to shit.
A sub-postmistress, who was prosecuted for false accounting, has vowed to keep fighting after a group of councillors criticised the Post Office for the way it has handled cases involving her and other
alleged victims of a miscarriage of justice.
Sodor Engine No. 3 “Henry” has reminded media once again to the fact that his current incarceration (self imposed or not) has nothing to do with the issue of Sodor leaving the Toytownshire Union.
The ancient British supercomputer Chock-a-Block, which is currently acting as the toytownnews.co.uk web server, was recently hacked by anti-ISIS cyber-terrorists.
But it seems to be okay now.