The new Mayor of Trumpton, Mr. Trump, has controversially contracted a non-Trumptonshire worker to construct his isolationist wall.
Clever-heads at the European Space Agency have finally admitted that the 1986 mission to Venus was actually a hoax.
The Thirty Year Rule on classified material means that full details on the ill-fated mission have finally been made public.
The mission, which was the first to use the “Ariane 2” rocket system, launched on May 31st 1986, just days after its official announcement by Captain Joey “Troy” Tempest and crew on May 26th.
Waves of disppointment rocked the sleepy village of Camberwick Green
today as noted busybody Mrs. Honeyman became the Mayoress following a tense battle of resignations and withdrawals.
The shock result of the Sodor referendum has sent shockwaves through the ranks of the engines on the island. The vote, taken by the engines on whether to stay affiliated with the mainland or sever all ties, was narrowly won by the OUT campaign.