Residents of the small fishing village of McGuillycuddy were stunned this week when the local store, Eddy’s Emporium, announced that it would no longer stock artificially sweetened drinks, such as Ribena, apparently in a bid to combat childhood obesity.
Giddy Game Show co-presenter Gorilla has been suspended from the show following what has been described as a ‘fracas’ with a producer, possibly over a banana.
King Otto of Wheelieworld has denounced the latest episode of the popular televison series “Wacky Races” as racist.
Trumpton Fire Brigade have confirmed that they will participate in the national Firefighters Strike for 24 hours from 09:00 on December 9th 2014.
Toytown news has finally received a video of how exactly Osama Bin Laden was taken out. The video contains graphic scene of bug-eyes, and unnecessary dramatic music.