Captain Says “Enough is Enough”

Captain Paul Metcalf has announced that he is utterly sick of the lack of Health and Safety provisions within his workplace.

Working for “SPECTRUM”, Metcalf, who operates under the codename “Scarlet”, says that he has had enough of  being crashed, smashed and burned.

His application to be transferred to “Clerical Duties” makes it quite clear that despite being indestructable, it really fucking hurts when he gets eaten by crocodiles.