Space Boffins Admit 30 Year Old Hoax

Clever-heads at the European Space Agency ar_25have finally admitted that the 1986 mission to Venus was actually a hoax.

The Thirty Year Rule on classified material means that full details on the ill-fated mission have finally been made public.

The mission, which was the first to use the “Ariane 2” rocket system, launched on May 31st 1986, just days after its official announcement by Captain Joey “Troy” Tempest and crew on May 26th.

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