The complaints focus on the number of citizens who use the highways of Wheelie World, and the plans to build more roads to ease congestion.
Giddy Game Show co-presenter Gorilla has been suspended from the show following what has been described as a ‘fracas’ with a producer, possibly over a banana.
King Otto of Wheelieworld has denounced the latest episode of the popular televison series “Wacky Races” as racist.
Local eccentric businessman and shameless self-publicist Peter David Spoon has promised that he will provide sight-seeing trips to the newly discovered “Button” Moon within three weeks.
The Wimbledon based eco-cleanup consortium has today expressed its dissatifaction with recent comparisons to the Highways Agency.