Mayoress Calls New Council Election

The leader of Camberwick Green Council, Mayoress Mrs. Honeyman, has called a surprise election, throwing the districts plans to cede from Trumptonshire into chaos.

Mrs Honeyman was outspoken in her desire that Camberwick Green remain part of Trumptonshire, but was forced to support leaving the union after her predecessor suddenly resigned.

Honeyman’s spokespeople have said that while she intended to remain in power until 2020, a sudden election will ensure stability through a forthcoming difficult time.

Critics have said that this is part of a careful plan that ensures that someone else is in charge when the shit hits the fan.

 

 

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