New Trumpton Mayor Drafts In Outside Worker For Wall

Ttrumphe new Mayor of Trumpton, Mr. Trump, has controversially contracted a non-Trumptonshire worker to construct his isolationist wall.

It is believed that the worker has been hired from Bobsville following a falling out with Chippy Minton, who claims only to work in wood and not masonry.

The new builder, know only as Bob, is said to have a “Yes We Can!” attitude and while not a native Trumptonian is at least “not one of those different types, even though he has a mouth”.

“He also has a cat,” Mr. Trump somehow said, “which will help in keeping those dirty high-speed cartoon mice out.”

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