Camberwick Green’s Mayoress celebrated this week as her right to be a know-it-all busybody was approved by the Council Poliburo.
The new Mayor of Trumpton, Mr. Trump, has controversially contracted a non-Trumptonshire worker to construct his isolationist wall.
Clever-heads at the European Space Agency have finally admitted that the 1986 mission to Venus was actually a hoax.
The Thirty Year Rule on classified material means that full details on the ill-fated mission have finally been made public.
The mission, which was the first to use the “Ariane 2” rocket system, launched on May 31st 1986, just days after its official announcement by Captain Joey “Troy” Tempest and crew on May 26th.
Waves of disppointment rocked the sleepy village of Camberwick Green
today as noted busybody Mrs. Honeyman became the Mayoress following a tense battle of resignations and withdrawals.