A moon, yesterday
Scientists at the Toytown Institute of Terestrial Studies and Advanced Research into Space Exploration believe that they have discovered an unexpected orbital planetary body.
A spokesman for T.I.T.S and A.R.S.E admitted that they should have spotted it a long time ago, but were busy looking at other bodies.
The Wimbledon based eco-cleanup consortium has today expressed its dissatifaction with recent comparisons to the Highways Agency.
Another entertainer from the 1980s has been arrested following investigations conducted as part of Operation Faraway Tree.
A recently rediscovered supercomputer is set to be scrapped unless a new home can be found for it. The machine, which operated from 1981 to 1989 has been deemed to be “unimportant”.