Camberwick Green’s Mayoress celebrated this week as her right to be a know-it-all busybody was approved by the Council Poliburo.
Mrs. Honeyman’s motion that she be allowed to know absolutely everything about everybody and everything was passed by the Council Cabal unanimously.
The “Privacy – Regulation of Investigatory Powers Bill”, AKA “Privacy RIP”, will allow Mrs. Honeyman to personally snoop into the lives of all residents.
A councillor, who wished to remain anonymous, confided that “we had to agree, she already has too much dirt on all of us”. Sadly, said councillor was shortly afterwards arrested as part of Operations “Faraway Tree” and “Stalinistic Purge”.