Tiger Becomes Endangered Species

ninestein_largeIn shocking news from the Terrahawks Mansion, it has been announced that Doctor “Tiger” Ninestein is running out of lives.

The cloned doctor, thought to have retired in 1986 with at least five lives left, has admitted that he had become complacent in recent years and had “wasted his life” a few times over.

Dr. Ninestein has expressed regret for his actions over the years, saying that at his lowest point he drank three bottles of vodka and challenged Sgt. Maj. Zero to a headbutting contest.

It is believed that Ninestein is is on his last life, and has now sworn to give up extreme sports.

“I’m going to miss Bungee Jumping”, he admitted.


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