King Otto of Wheelieworld has denounced the latest episode of the popular televison series “Wacky Races” as racist.
He claims that it portray those on wheels as ruthless and callous folk who are only out for themselves, and maintains that the wheel-folk are a caring people who wish no ill will to others, and that they know when a word clearly needs an “H”.
Otto has recently commisioned a TV show provionally titled “Top Shoe”, aimed at the Wheelieworlders who will never be able to wear the footwear that it displays. It is rumoured to be presented by an egomaniacal northern tosspot, and pseudo-Welsh dwarf, and a big dopey idiot with huge boots.
He admits that he may run into copyright issues with the BBC.