Toytownshire CID appoints new DCI

The Criminal Investigation Department of Toytownshire Police has appointed a new Detective Chief Inspector.

The identity of the new DCI, who comes from a well known crime-fighting family, was announced at a press conference yesterday.

DCI Barnaby The Bear, who wishes to make it clear that he is not called Jack or James (nor John nor Tom), is expected to head up a new special unit to tackle “high level” crimes, such as Operation Faraway Tree, leaving PCs McGarry and Gotcha to handle the day to day running of law enforcement.

It had also been hoped that Barnaby would join the Chigley Biscuit Factory Band as a guest vocalist for the occasional performance, but his self confessed inability to sing in sharps and flats have ruled has him out.


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